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| Cartoons courtesy BZTOONS.com |
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Three hillbillies were walking along a dirt road in the middle of the night when a UFO appeared.
The craft hovered about 10" feet off the ground for a moment and then a door opened and a small Alien creature appeared and said, "If you can name one thing I can't do I will spare your world."
At that moment Bubba spoke up and said, "Y'all got any of them "Mars Bars" on that ship?"
The little Alien turned and squabbled with it's other members for a moment, then turned back to the Hillbilly's and said in a loud voice, "F@#&!", then they flew away.
And that's why we all are still here.
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