Showing posts with label UFO Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label UFO Humor. Show all posts

Sunday, January 22, 2012

First Ever SciFi Flick Made In Space

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Video Link


Filmed aboard the International Space Station, Richard Garriott's eight-minute science fiction movie "Apogee of Fear", has yet to be released by NASA. Why?  It's goofy, it's whacky and it shows that the astronauts on the ISS can have fun too, or are bored and have too much time on their hands?

Well, I did laugh.  Even more so at NASA for being such tight a$$es (and they plan to edit).  After all, if they'd release it now, you wouldn't have to watch (like I did), this poor quality cam vid by Dragon Con.

Uh, thanks DC!

NASA Relents: Apogee of Fear, First Sci-Fi Film Shot in Space, Will Be Released



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Tuesday, December 20, 2011

UFO Humor: Men in Black 3

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"I promised you the secrets of the universe, nothing more."

"Well, what other secrets are there?"



It looks like "J" (Will Smith, Men in Black III) and we the audience, are in for one heck of a time... jump.

I can't wait.

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Video link


Movie Release Date: May, 2012


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Monday, November 21, 2011

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Where Astronauts Did Tread... Aside from the Moon



NASA and the Navajo

When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it took the astronauts to a Navajo reservation in Arizona for training.

One day, a Navajo elder and his son came across the space crew walking among the rocks.

The elder, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question.

His son translated for the NASA people: "What are these guys in the big suits doing?"

One of the astronauts said that they were practicing for a trip to the moon.

When his son relayed this comment the Navajo elder got all excited and asked if it would be possible to give to the astronauts a message to deliver to the moon.

Recognizing a promotional opportunity when he saw one, a NASA official accompanying the astronauts said, "Why certainly!" and told an underling to get a tape recorder.

The Navajo elder's comments into the microphone were brief. The NASA official asked the son if he would translate what his father had said.

The son listened to the recording and laughed uproariously. But he refused to translate. So the NASA people took the tape to a nearby Navajo village and played it for other members of the tribe. They too laughed long and loudly but also refused to translate the elder's message to the moon.

Finally, an official government translator was summoned. After he finally stopped laughing the translator relayed the message:

"Watch out for these assholes. They have come to steal your land."

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Well, that's a pretty darn good joke but does it have any validity?

Astronauts actually trained at places such as Schooner and Sedan craters and Buckboard Mesa of the Nevada Test Site.  And yes, they did train at locations such as Cinder Lake crater field, in Arizona.  In fact, astronauts trained at other geologic, desolate locations.

But was the story/joke about the Navajo elder true?  Who knows?

I'd like to think so... -SW


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              NVAHOF VIRTUAL MUSEUM
APOLLO ASTRONAUTS TRAINED IN NEVADA


Before Neil Armstrong stepped foot on the moon on July 29, 1969, Armstrong, and astronauts Dick Gordon, Buzz Aldrin, Dave Scott, and Russell Schweikart left their footprints on the Nevada Test Site as part of their lunar training.

Their three-day visit began on February 16, 1965. It was the first training mission by a group of astronauts from the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA). Their mission was to carry out geological and geophysical studies at Sedan crater, Buckboard Mesa and Schooner crater, which later aided the astronauts in observing and collecting material from the moon's surface, and helping expand knowledge and understanding about our solar system. 

Read more of the story.

More about the Nevada Aerospace Hall of Fame.


Schooner Crater
Courtesy wikimapia.org


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Thursday, September 8, 2011

UFO Humor; Page 3

Cartoons courtesy BZTOONS.com





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Three hillbillies were walking along a dirt road in the middle of the night when a UFO appeared.

The craft hovered about 10" feet off the ground for a moment and then a door opened and a  small Alien creature appeared and said, "If you can name one thing I can't do I will spare your world."

At that moment Bubba spoke up and said, "Y'all got any of them "Mars Bars" on that ship?"

The little Alien turned and squabbled with it's other members for a moment, then turned back to the Hillbilly's and said in a loud voice,  "F@#&!",  then they flew away.

And that's why we all are still here.

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Saturday, September 3, 2011

UFO Humor; Page 2


Courtesy Paranormalawarenesssociety.org & www.bztoons.com

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The teacher was asking her students, "How many letters are in the alphabet?".
A student said, "18".
The teacher said, "Why 18?"
The student said, "Because ET left in a UFO and was chased by the CIA"

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By now, everyone has heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51." Late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.

The pilot's story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation.

By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying "you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing, complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison, told him Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a heading, and sent him on his way.

The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MP's surrounded the plane . . . only this time there were two people in the plane.

The same pilot jumped out and said, "Do anything you want to me, but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night!"


[ Disclaimer: UFOs are serious business but that doesn't mean we can't have a little fun now and then.
Thanks to my friend PoD, BZTOONS.com &
Paranormal Awareness Society.org -SW ]

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